• Say Goodbye to America's Paper Revolutionary

    Submitted by The Boo Man on Wed, 04/08/2020 - 23:42

    Ah Bernie, we hardly knew ya. Actually we know you too well and are relieved that you are out of the race. We are sick of your voice. We are sick of your hatred of prosperity and quite frankly your sour face.

  • Shooting Themselves in Both Left Feet

    Submitted by The Boo Man on Tue, 03/24/2020 - 13:28

    March 23rd might be the day Donald Trump won reelection because the democrats insisted on taking advantage of the Asian Chinese Wuhan crisis to advance an agenda they can't pass at the ballot box.

  • The Asian Chinese Wuhan Virus Doesn't Just Kill People.

    Submitted by The Boo Man on Mon, 03/23/2020 - 16:27

    It also kill campaigns and democrat narratives and dreams. This pandemic is the final installment of the democrats take down Trump trifecta. Russia didn't work. Ukraine didn't work and Covid-19 is failing them worse than Joe Biden.

  • Woke Won't Stop the Pandemic

    Submitted by The Boo Man on Fri, 03/20/2020 - 00:11

    We should be thankful we have a president Trump rather than a president Hillary or Bernie or any of the other of the commies or moderate commies. The president is concerned about the American people and the democrats and their media are concerning themselves with everything else.

  • You Can't Fix Horrible

    Submitted by The Boo Man on Sat, 03/07/2020 - 03:43

    Nor should you vote for it. Most people don't or at least vote for the least horrible candidate. Elizabeth Warren is one of the more horrible ones. Sandwiched somewhere between Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris. Two women forever tied to oral sex.

  • Oy Vey

    Submitted by The Boo Man on Sun, 03/01/2020 - 21:07
    How bad was the South Carolina Democrat debates? Imagine seven deaf mutes playing Jazz backwards through one of Spinal Taps amplifiers. It was that bad.
  • Heck Off Commie - Why Trump WINS in 2020

    Submitted by DC on Fri, 02/14/2020 - 19:44
    As the 2020 Presidential Election gets closer, President Trump's chances of winning re-election are higher than ever. It seems that we will Keep America Great!
  • Trump Broke the Democrats

    Submitted by The Boo Man on Mon, 02/10/2020 - 23:49

    He did it. The president did it. He went and broke the democrat party. It only took him three years. That's impressive considering it took us five years to beat the Japs and the Krauts. Yeah, I said krauts. Call the UN if you're offended. All the president did is win an election.

  • How to F**kup an Election. There's an App for That

    Submitted by The Boo Man on Wed, 02/05/2020 - 01:31

    Wow. The party that can't run a bath, build a web site, find an elephant in a foot locker or win an election they rigged can now add "count votes" to that list. All they had to do is count votes.

  • Berning Down the House

    Submitted by The Boo Man on Mon, 02/03/2020 - 02:09

    There is nothing more self destructive  than a democrat with nothing to lose. There's also nothing more satisfying than seeing democrats shoot themselves repeatedly in one of their left feet. This is the result of living for decades in the DC political bubble. A bubble with many layers.

  • How Not to Impeach

    Submitted by The Boo Man on Sat, 01/25/2020 - 20:59

    How do I describe this thus far? The democrats did not sail the Titanic into the iceberg. They boarded the Titanic after it sank. However they did it to a soundtrack of smooth jazz and elevator music. It was more boring than the last democrat debate.

  • China Uncensored - How Hong Kong and Anime Won Taiwan's Election

    Submitted by DC on Tue, 01/14/2020 - 16:11
    Tsai Ing-Wen and the Democratic Progressive Party has won a historic landslide victory in the Taiwan election, defeating the much more pro China rival Han Kuo-Yu and the KMT. No one would have expected this outcome a year ago. Find out how Hong Kong, and a few other twists, won Taiwan's elections.