For the Benefit of Mr. Schiff

For the benefit of Mr. Schiff
There will be a minor tiff about 2016.
The FBI will all be there
Including Lisa Pages greasy hair, what a scene.
Over lies and FISAS texts and plans
Lastly through a British spy who was for hire.
In this way Mr. Schiff will challenge the Trump!
The celebrated Mr. Schiff
Performs his feat everyday on CNN.
Mad Maxine will stutter and scream, Sleepy Chuck will dance and sing
as Mr. Schiff lies again, it's quite a thing.
Messrs. Schiff assure the public
Their investigations will be second to none.
And of course Nancy the horse dances the waltz!
Nonads begins at ten to six
When Mr. Schiff performs his tricks without a sound.
And Mr. Schiff will demonstrate
All his proof he has on tape we're impeachment bound.
Having been some years in preparation
A splendid time is guaranteed for all.
In days to come we will find there was no crime.
Hillary drinks, laments and yells it should've been mine!

And tonight Mr. Schiff is topping the bill!